powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

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unamusedsloth:

Try me.

(Source: yungtapioca, via ugly)

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

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fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

(via hotboyproblems)

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missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via elmosgoldfish)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via l-laymitch)